adiosToreador began trolling arachnidsGrip [AG]

AT: hEY,

AT: vRISKA

AT: i NEED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING.

AG: Whaaaaaaaat?

AG: The spontaneously-confident one is asking for MY help?

AT: yES,

AT: iT'S VERY URGENT

AG: Just tell me!

AT: oKAY, sO YOU KNOW HOW THERE IS A DOCKING BAY, fOR THE CARAPACIAN SPACEPODS?

AT: wELL, THERE IS SORT OF AN IMPORTANT THING THERE AS WELL.

AT: jACK NOIR.

AG: Hahahahahahahaha!

AG: Nice one!

AG: I never thought you had th8t sense of humor!

AG: Man, this confidence 8ullshit almost suits you!

AT: hAHAHA, yEAH

AT: i'M STARTING TO THINK IT REALLY DOES

AT: bUT THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

AT: hE'S REALLY THERE.

AT: tHIS, mIGHT BE YOUR CHANCE,

AT: tO DEFEAT HIM.

AG: ...

AG: If you're really serious... :::;)

AT: yES, I DEFINITELY AM.

AG: Hm...

AG: I guess just this once I'll t8ke your word for it!

AG: If he's not there, of course... I guess I'll just have to ber8 you for a few hours about your poor t8ste in pranks!

AG: Someone's gotta teach you that, don't they?

AG: And since the only other person availa8le who knows a8out THAT is the silly Eg8ert...

AG: I'll just have to do this shit myself!

AT: oH NO,

AT: i ASSURE YOU, tHIS IS NOT A PRANK.

AG: Whatever.

arachnidsGrip [AG] ceased trolling adiosToreador

arachnidsGrip [AG] began trolling adiosToreador

AG: Nice of you to mention that I'd need a pressure suit, Tavros!

AG: What, are you trying to get me killed or something?!

AG: Tavros?

AG: Taaaaaaaavroooooooos!

AG: Alternia to dum8ass! This is Alternia to dum8ass!

AG: COME OOOOOOOON!

AG: Do I need to m8ke you answer?!

AG: Tavros! Open the pod 8ay doors!

AT: nO, vRISKA.

AG: What?!

AG: Just op8n the damn thing Toreadork!

AG: I'm suffoc8ting out h8r8!

AT: uH, i'M SORRY, BUT I'M AFRAID I CAN'T DO THAT.

AT: yOU'VE BEEN REALLY MEAN, tO EVERYONE, aND CAUSING TROUBLE IN OUR SESSION

AT: aND NOW I'M CONFIDENT ENOUGH, tO STOP YOU.

AT: tHIS HAS TO STOP.

AT: pLEASE.

AG: T8vr8s N8tram!

AG: Op8n these stupid fucking doors n8w or I sw8r

AT: yOU SWEAR WHAT?

AT: tHAT YOU'LL MANIPULATE SOMEONE AGAIN, oR HURT SOMEONE, oR MAKE ME DO IT?

AT: i CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT.

AG: I'll m8ke y8u if I h8ve t8!

AT: nO, YOU WON'T.

AT: i GOT EQUIUS TO MAKE ME, aN ANTI-PSIONICS HELMET.

AT: yOU CAN'T MANIPULATE ME NOW.

AG: Th8t musclebeast-worshipping dou8lecrossing 8astard!!!!!!!!

AG: UGHHHHHHHH.

AG: Tavros, listen,

AG: I get that I seem all 8LUH 8LUH SPIDER8ITCH, 8ut this is for your own good. Without me, you'll just spend the rest of your life as the spineless wiggler you are!

AG: So just take off your stupid confident facade already!

AG: It's so utterly f8ke, RUFIO HIMSELF is aghast at the sheer level of idiotic fantasy it really is.

AG: RUFIO, KING OF FALSENESS.

AT: nO

AT: tHIS IS REAL.

AT: yOU WON'T BOSS ME AROUND ANYMORE.

AG: Tavros!

AT: yOU WON'T BOSS ANYONE AROUND ANYMORE.

AT: aNYWAY

AT: i'LL BE GOING NOW

AG: w8!

AG: Just wh8re do y8u think, y8u would 8e going?!

AG: Wh8t ir8ns could a WIMP like y8u P8SSIBLY have in your fire that are MORE IMPORT8NT than this?!

AT: yOU AREN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO WAS HURTING PEOPLE, tHOUGH, iN OUR SESSION.

AT: aRADIA USED TO BE NICE, bUT THEN SHE TRIED TO KILL YOU

AT: aND NOW SHE MOSTLY JUST SITS AND STARES INTO SPACE OR PUNCHES PEOPLE SOMETIMES

AT: eRIDAN WHINES AND STARTS FIGHTS AND DOESN'T HELP ANYONE

AT: aND JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME

AT: i DON'T THINK KARKAT KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING AT ALL,,

AT: iT'S STARTING TO FEEL LIKE MAYBE HE HURTS THE TEAM,, mORE THAN HE HELPS

AT: sO I HAVE, mORE BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO LATER.

-- arachnidsGrip [AG] is an idle chum! --

AT: gOODBYE, vRISKA.

adiosToreador [AT] ceased trolling arachnidsGrip [AG]