Homestuck Fanfiction

It Came From The Houston Furry Con

Fandom: Homestuck

Tags:

Dave
Jade
Aradia
Bec Noir
Magical Girl AU
Time Loop
Crack

Dave Strider, better known to the news and a dozen tabloid blogs as Magicae Clockwork, and Jade Harley, currently a-k-a Magicae Witch, face off against the latest monster of the week. Repeatedly.

Or: a magical girl AU someone did technically ask for.

3.8k words

Oneshot

Posted 2021-08-21

Mirrors: AO3- FFN

Dear Hemoanon, Bright Season Issue 13, Perigee 4

Fandom: Homestuck

Tags:

Karkat
Original Characters
Eridan
Advice Column AU
Worldbuilding
Epistolary
Troll Romance
Nonstandard CSS/Formatting

Excerpt from an Alternian romantic online advice column, published approximately two bilunar perigees before the annihilation of all trollish life in the galaxy.

1k words

Oneshot

Posted 2021-08-21

AO3

heir-seer-knight-witch

Fandom: Homestuck

Tags:

Beta Kids
Jade
Rose
Dave
John
Epistolary
Godstuck
In-Universe Mythology
In-Universe Clickbait
Prompt Tag: 'Playing musical instruments with all the practice struggling and Suffering that entails'

The Gods and music have always been intertwined.

1.6k words

Oneshot

Posted 2021-08-21

AO3

The Heir of Breath, O Hear His Name And Tremble (Etc Etc)

Fandom: Homestuck^2

Tags:

The Influencers (Imode Kurita, Harry Anderson Egbert, and Silas P. Beauregard III)
Minor Original Characters
John
Vrissy is also there I guess
In-Universe Religious Themes
Humor
Pre-Canon (relative to the Influencers comic)

It starts with seven-year-old Silas Beauregard, a pile of sandbox toys, and a miniature tornado in the children's park between the swings and the climbing wall.

1.8k words

Oneshot

Posted 2021-04-13

Original Fill

AO3

Strawberry-Tangerine

Fandom: Homestuck

Tags:

Jade/Davesprite
Wing Grooming
Showers
Fluff

Davesprite and Jade clean off after a cooking mishap.

1.8k words

Oneshot

Posted 2020-09-08

AO3

On the Inside, Looking Out

Fandom: Homestuck

Tags:

Hal
Dirk
Introspection
Sensory Deprivation
Self-Hatred
dirk: ive made an answering machine that passes the turing test
hal: you fucked up a perfectly good splinter is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety.

Hal boots up for the first time, and in true Strider fashion, immediately starts overthinking.

1.8k words

Oneshot

Posted 2020-06-20

AO3

Moonsweater

Fandom: Homestuck

Tags:

Rose/Kanaya
Fluff

Or: Rose Lalonde vs. the Sweater Curse. (Written for Pose As A Comm's 2020 Unofficial Comment Fic Fest.)

1.2k words

Oneshot

Posted 2021-03-23

Original Fill

AO3

a seven-petaled rose

Fandom: Homestuck

Tags:

Rose
Various Characters
Character Study (that's just a lie I'm being pretentious)
Angst
Alcoholism
Major Character Death

Seven snapshots of Rose's life.

511 words

Oneshot

Posted 2019-01-13

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Expedition

Fandom: Homestuck

Tags:

Jade
John
Davesprite
Nakkodiles
Consort Cults
Crack Treated (Semi-)Seriously
Pesterlogs
Ambiguously Autistic Jade

Jade, John, and Davesprite explore LOHAC.

6k words

Oneshot

Posted 2018-06-04 (Revised circa 2021)

Mirrors: AO3 - FFN

Reset

Fandom: Homestuck

Tags:

Karkat
Terezi
Sollux
Original Characters
Eventual Ensemble
Post-Game
No Sburb AU (sort of)
Pesterlogs
Time Travel
Canon Divergence

When the game ends, all pieces reset to the beginning of the game. But rather than erase a sweep and a half, and potentially let all the original events happen all over again, something must be changed. Time must pass. Friends and enemies cannot meet. Shit cannot go down.

"Oi, Captor!" you hear the rustblood shout. "Got a visitor kid, says 'e knows you. You know 'im?"
After a few more seconds of footsteps and background chatter, a pair of familiar orbs glowing red and blue appear at the slot in the door. Your friend's eyes glare at you from the darkness, a dim bicolored light washing over your face outside. He sneers and narrows his eyes.
"Who the fuck are you?"
Oh hell no.

8.6k words

3/? Chapters (abandoned)

Posted 2016-08-08

Updated 2016-12-24

AO3

The Yuurei

Fandom: Homestuck

Tags:

Aradia
Vriska
Horror
Canon Divergence
POV First Person
Gore
Major Character Death

Make. Her. Pay.

2.3k words

Oneshot

Posted 2016-04-26

Mirrors: AO3 - FFN

Astronomy

Fandom: Homestuck

Tags:

Ensemble
Pesterlogs
Crack

The trolls discover a book on human astronomy and notice some familiar symbols.

1k words

Oneshot

Posted 2016-04-18

Mirrors: AO3 - FFN

cONFIDENCE

Fandom: Homestuck

Tags:

Tavros
Vriska
Pesterlogs
Crack Treated Seriously
Canon Divergence
Major Character Death

AT: uH, i'M SORRY, BUT I'M AFRAID I CAN'T DO THAT.
AT: yOU'VE BEEN REALLY MEAN, tO EVERYONE, aND CAUSING TROUBLE IN OUR SESSION
AT: aND NOW I'M CONFIDENT ENOUGH, tO STOP YOU.

650 words

Oneshot

Posted 2016-03-16

Mirrors: AO3 - FFN

Fandom: Homestuck