CURRENT terminallyCapricious [CTC] opened a memo lOoK At tHiS on board FRU1TY RUMPUS R41NBOW P4RTYTOWN

CTC: HeY GuYs

CTC: lOoK WhAt i fOuNd

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CURRENT gallowCalibrator [CGC] began responding to memo

CGC: OOOH! 1S TH4T...4STRONOMY I SMELL?

CURRENT carcinoGeneticist [CCG] began responding to memo

CCG: ASTRONOMY? THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOME KIND OF WEIRD-AS-FUCK HUMAN MATING RITUAL. THAT, OR A TRULY HORRIFIC MEDICAL PROCEDURE.

CURRENT gallowsCalibrator [CGC] banned CURRENT carcinoGeneticist [CCG] from responding to the memo.

CTC: wElL ThErE's mOrE To iT ThAn tHaT

CTC: yOu sEe, tHoSe hUmAn mOtHeRfUcKeRs hAd a wHoLe sEt oF MaGiC CoNsTeLlAtIoNs fOr uS.

CTC: I MeAn, hOw dId tHeY EvEn kNoW To mAkE OnE FoR EaCh oF Us? mOtHeRfUcKiNg mIrAcLeS, RiGhT?

PAST carcinoGeneticist [PCG] from 1 MINUTE AGO began responding to memo

PCG: ... SERIOUSLY?

PCG: SO THEY ACKNOWLEDGED US AS THEIR OVERLORDS WITH A BUNCH OF SHITTY INCOMPREHENSIBLE STAR-PICTURES. BIG FAT HAIRY FUCKING DEAL.

PCG: THAT DOESN'T MEAN THEY KNEW ABOUT US!

PCG: *ANYONE* COULD HAVE COME UP WITH SOME GENERIC DUMBASS STORIES FOR WRIGGLERS AND SLAPPED A FUNNY LABEL ON IT.

PCG: UNLESS IT SAYS SOMETHING LIKE "OUR TROLL GODS FUCKING AROUND IN THE SKY FOR SOME REASON" AS THE DESCRIPTION, I WOULDN'T BELIEVE A FUCKING WORD OF IT.

CGC banned PGC from responding to the memo.

CGC: SHUT UP, K4RK4T!

CGC: 3V3N 1F YOU'R3 GO1NG TO B3 A GRUMPUSS 4BOUT TH1S 4S USU4L, 4T L34ST L3T M3 SM3LL 1T MYS3LF!

PAST carcinoGeneticist [PCG2] from 30 SECONDS AGO began responding to memo

PCG2: WHO EVEN CARES?!?

PCG2: THIS IS UNBELIEVABLY FUCKING ASININE AND FRANKLY I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY YOU'RE CONSIDERING IT WORTHWHILE.

PCG2: ACTUALLY, WAIT, WHO AM I KIDDING. WE ALL KNOW YOUR LUSUS PROBABLY DROPPED YOU ON THE HEAD A FEW TIMES ESCORTING YOU OUT OF THE CAVERNS.

CTC: dOn'T YoU MoThErFuCkIn tAlK ShIt aBoUt mY MoThErFuCkIn lUsUs

CURRENT gallowsCalibrator [CGC] banned PGC2 from responding to the memo.

CGC: K4RK4T, SHUT TH3 FUCK UP!

CGC: G4MZ33, YOU W3R3 S4Y1NG? >:?

CTC: i'M TeLlIn yOu, iT's a bOoK Of mOtHeRfUcKiNg mIrAcLeS

CTC: SeE

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PAST carcinoGeneticist [PCG3] from 5 MINUTES AGO began responding to memo

PCG3: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING

PCG3: ALSO, HOW DID YOU FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE THE WEBCAM?

PCG3: I DIDN'T EVEN THINK THAT YOU HAD A WEBCAM, MUCH LESS THE THINKPAN CAPACITY TO OPERATE ONE

CTC: ThAt'S My cOnStElLaTiOn, kArBrO

CTC: It'S A GoAt wItH A FisH's aSs

CTC: mAyBe iF YoU DoN't tAlK MoThErFuCkInG ShIt aBoUt iT, TeAl sIS wOn'T HaVe tO BaN YoU FrOm tHe mOtHeRfUcKiNg mEmO ;o)

CGC: H3H3H3H3

CGC: 1T WOULD B3 HORR1BLY UNF41R TO 3XCLUD3 M1STER GRUMPY GR3Y FROM TH1S D3L1GHTFUL D1SCOV3RY, DON'T YOU TH1NK?

CGC: P3RH4PS H3 C4N ST4Y 0N PROB4T10N... 1F H3 B3H4V3S H1MS3LF!

PCG3: WHAT.

PCG3: WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WANT THAT?

CGC banned PCG3 from responding to the memo.

CGC: TH3 N30PHYT3'S F1NG3R HOV3RS R1GHT OV3R TH3 UNB4N BUTTON...

CGC: 1F TH3 GRUMPY T1GHT4SS WOULD L1K3 TO R3M41N R3MOV3D FROM TH3 M3MO, H3 C4N B3 MY GU3ST!

CTC: cOmE On, kArBrO

CTC: DoN't yOu wAnNa sEe yOuR MoThErFuCkIn sTaR PiCtUrE?

CTC: It'S...

FUTURE carcinoGeneticist [FGC] from 1 MINUTE IN THE FUTURE began responding to memo

FCG: LITERALLY WHY WOULD I GIVE A FLYING TWISTED SHIT

CTC: .... a bIg-AsS MoThErFuCkInG CrAb!

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FCG: ASK;,MNDSFMD

FCG: SK;LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CGC: H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H

CGC: OH MY GOG TH4T 1S P3RF3CT

CGC: YOU 4R3 TH3 CR4B K4RK4T

CGC: 1T 1S YOU

CGC: Y3333SSS

FCG: FUCK YOU AND FUCK WHATEVER ALIEN LIBRARIANNHILATOR THAT LET THIS THING STAY ON THE SHELVES

CGC: Y3S, Y3S, K4RKL3S, YOUR CL4WS 4R3 V3RY SN4PPY

FCG: SLKJDFSKJFDNJNJD

CGC banned FCG from responding to the memo.

CGC: SO... WH4T 4BOUT M3? >:?

CTC: UmM... It sOrTa lOoKs lIkE...

CTC: A sEt oF ScAlEs?

CGC: OOOH! L1K3 SC4L3M4T3S?

CTC: nAh...

CTC: tHe bOoK SaYs tHeY'rE FoR WeIgHiNg sHiT...

CGC: HOW WOULD TH4T 3V3N WORK?

CGC: 1 M34N

CGC: HOW WOULD YOU US3 TH4T FL1PPY-FLOPPY TH1NG TO W31GH STUFF?

CTC: I GuEsS YoU PuT SHiT On oNe sIdE

CTC: aNd...

CTC: wEiGh iT On tHe OtHeR?

CTC: ShIt, mAn, i dOn'T KnOw

FCG: WHO EVEN CARES?!

FCG: ALSO, WHY DOES THE ONE WITH SOLLUX'S SYMBOL LOOK LIKE TO GUYS HUGGING EACH OTHER? ARE THEY MOIRAILS OR SOMETHING??

FUTURE carcinoGeneticist [FCG2] from 1 MINUTE 30 SECONDS IN THE FUTURE began responding to the memo.

FUTURE carcinoGeneticist [FCG2] invited twinArmageddons [CTA] to the memo

FCG2: HEY SOLLUX, DID ANYONE TELL YOU YOUR HUMAN CONSTELLATION LOOKS LIKE TWO WEIRDOS HUGGING EACH OTHER?

CURRENT twinArmageddons [CTA] began responding the memo

CTA: you're kiiddiing riight

FCG2: NO, I AM NOT.

CTA: 2eriiou2ly?

CTA: i'd go 'oh 2hiit' or 2omething except ii don't actually care

CURRENT caligulasAquarium [CCA] began responding to the memo

CCA: hey

CCA: gam

CCA: showw me the book wwill you

CCA: wwhat's my constellation supposed ta be

CTC: wElL...

CTC: It lOoKs sOrTa lIkE...

CTC: a dUdE SpIlLiNg a bUcKeT?

CCA: wwait

CCA: wwhat?

CTA: ehehehe yeah that 2ound2 about riight

CURRENT centaursTesticle [CCT] began responding to the memo

CURRENT arsenicCatnip [CAC] began responding to the memo

CCT: D--> Highb100d

CCT: D--> May I e%amine this tome

CTC: Uh, iF YoU WaNt, i gUeSs

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CCT: D--> This is

CCT: D--> Fa%inating

CCT: D--> Which of these constellations inc100d my symbol?

CAC: :33 < *aC spots her meowrail's symbol on a page, and points it out to him!*

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CCT: D-->Oh

CCT: D--> Oh my goodness

CCT: D--> Er

CCT: D--> I don't quite know what to say.

CCT: D--> Perhaps these insolent creatures are not what we first e%pected.

CCT: D--> E%pecially if they have such respect for their superiors as to a100de to them in the form of such noble creatures.

CCT: D--> I am... honored.

FCG2: YEAH, RIGHT.

FCG2: I'M LOOKING AT IT RIGHT NOW, AND I CAN TELL YOU, IT IS AN ASININE HOT STEAMING BATCH OF WRITHEBEAST OIL.

CTC: wAiT MaN No nEeD To cOmE OvEr hErE

CTC: I CaN JuSt mOtHeRfUcKiNg tAkE AnOtHeR PiCtUrE

CTC: HeY

CTC: gtfrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm

CTC: mnjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj jlo.,mnjmbvm bb nkfjghgn

FCG2: AND, RIGHT ON CUE, PAST ME DOES THE RIGHT THING FOR ONCE IN HIS WORTHLESS LIFE.

FCG2: THANKS A LOT FOR GETTING YOUR STUPID GREEN SLIME ALL OVER IT BY THE WAY, SHITSTAIN!

CTC: Aw CoMe oN NoW MoThErFuCkEr

CTC: tHaT WaS JuSt sTrAiGhT-Up rUdE fUcKiNg bUlLsHiT, StEaLiNg a mOtHeRfUcKeR's sHiT LiKe tHaT

FCG2: YOU THINK THAT'S BULLSHIT? JUST LOOK AT THIS FUCKING BOOK!

FCG2: STEAMING FRESH FUCKING BULLSHIT!!! DXB

CAC: :33 <*aC purrlitely enquires as to what her constellation is?*

CAC: :33 < *she nods her head to the grouchy karkitty and his great big book!*

FCG2: FUCK THIS.

FCG2: YOUR CONSTELLATION IS A GIANT DUMB "LION", A RARE TYPE OF HUMAN MEOWBEAST THAT ALMOST PASSES FOR FORMIDABLE.

CAC: :33 < like pounce de leon?

FCG2: YEP. EXACTLY LIKE POUNCE DE LEON.

FCG2: IT WAS A FUCKING INVICIBLE LEGENDARY BEAST

FCG2: AND THEN SOME HERO NAMED HURKING-LEASE KILLED IT FOR A QUEST, AND CARRIED ON IN IGNORANCE

FCG2: APPARENTLY HE SPENDS THE REST OF THE STORY WEARING ITS PELT OR SOMETHING. IT'S IN THE PICTURES, ACTUALLY.

FCG2: NOW THAT I LOOK AT IT, HE KIND OF REMINDS ME OF THE JOHN HUMAN

FCG2: IN TERMS OF UTTER OBLIVIOUS JERKASSERY AND DOING STUPID SHIT NO SANE PERSON WOULD EVER ATTEMPT, ANYWAY.

CAC: :33 < *the mighty huntress glares at the grouchy karkitty*

CAC: :33 < *she is furry upset with his stupid yowling about mean heroes!*

CAC: :33 < *she stalks off in a huff*

CCT: D--> Be warned, mutant.

CCT: D--> She and I may not be so forgiving next time.

CCT: D--> ...

CCT: D--> Do you mind if I take a page from this book with me? To... study?

FCG2: OH MY GOD

FCG2: WHAT THE FUCK IS *WRONG* WITH YOU

FCG2: AND YES I WILL KEEP ASKING THAT, EVEN IF I ALREADY KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

FCG2: BECAUSE YOUR ISSUES JUST KEEP MULTIPLYING LIKE THE CELLS OF A TERMINALLY CANCEROUS GRUB

CTC: D--> Is that a yes

FCG2 banned CCT from responding to the memo.