Fandom: Homestuck

It Came From The Houston Furry Con

Fandom: Homestuck

Tags:
  • Dave
  • Jade
  • Aradia
  • Bec Noir
  • Magical Girl AU
  • Time Loop
  • Crack

Dave Strider, better known to the news and a dozen tabloid blogs as Magicae Clockwork, and Jade Harley, currently a-k-a Magicae Witch, face off against the latest monster of the week. Repeatedly.

Or: a magical girl AU someone did technically ask for.

3.8k words
Oneshot
Posted 2021-08-21
Mirrors: AO3- FFN

Dear Hemoanon, Bright Season Issue 13, Perigee 4

Fandom: Homestuck

Tags:
  • Karkat
  • Original Characters
  • Eridan
  • Advice Column AU
  • Worldbuilding
  • Epistolary
  • Troll Romance
  • Nonstandard CSS/Formatting

Excerpt from an Alternian romantic online advice column, published approximately two bilunar perigees before the annihilation of all trollish life in the galaxy.

1k words
Oneshot
Posted 2021-08-21

heir-seer-knight-witch

Fandom: Homestuck

Tags:
  • Beta Kids
  • Jade
  • Rose
  • Dave
  • John
  • Epistolary
  • Godstuck
  • In-Universe Mythology
  • In-Universe Clickbait
  • Prompt Tag: 'Playing musical instruments with all the practice struggling and Suffering that entails'

The Gods and music have always been intertwined.

1.6k words
Oneshot
Posted 2021-08-21

The Heir of Breath, O Hear His Name And Tremble (Etc Etc)

Fandom: Homestuck^2

Tags:
  • The Influencers (Imode Kurita, Harry Anderson Egbert, and Silas P. Beauregard III)
  • Minor Original Characters
  • John
  • Vrissy is also there I guess
  • In-Universe Religious Themes
  • Humor
  • Pre-Canon (relative to the Influencers comic)

It starts with seven-year-old Silas Beauregard, a pile of sandbox toys, and a miniature tornado in the children's park between the swings and the climbing wall.

1.8k words
Oneshot
Posted 2021-04-13

Strawberry-Tangerine

Fandom: Homestuck

Tags:
  • Jade/Davesprite
  • Wing Grooming
  • Showers
  • Fluff

Davesprite and Jade clean off after a cooking mishap.

1.8k words
Oneshot
Posted 2020-09-08

On the Inside, Looking Out

Fandom: Homestuck

Tags:
  • Hal
  • Dirk
  • Introspection
  • Sensory Deprivation
  • Self-Hatred
  • dirk: ive made an answering machine that passes the turing test
  • hal: you fucked up a perfectly good splinter is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety.

Hal boots up for the first time, and in true Strider fashion, immediately starts overthinking.

1.8k words
Oneshot
Posted 2020-06-20

Moonsweater

Fandom: Homestuck

Tags:
  • Rose/Kanaya
  • Fluff

Or: Rose Lalonde vs. the Sweater Curse. (Written for Pose As A Comm's 2020 Unofficial Comment Fic Fest.)

1.2k words
Oneshot
Posted 2021-03-23

a seven-petaled rose

Fandom: Homestuck

Tags:
  • Rose
  • Various Characters
  • Character Study (that's just a lie I'm being pretentious)
  • Angst
  • Alcoholism
  • Major Character Death

Seven snapshots of Rose's life.

511 words
Oneshot
Posted 2019-01-13
Mirrors: AO3 - FFN

Expedition

Fandom: Homestuck

Tags:
  • Jade
  • John
  • Davesprite
  • Nakkodiles
  • Consort Cults
  • Crack Treated (Semi-)Seriously
  • Pesterlogs
  • Ambiguously Autistic Jade

Jade, John, and Davesprite explore LOHAC.

6k words
Oneshot
Posted 2018-06-04 (Revised circa 2021)
Mirrors: AO3 - FFN

Reset

Fandom: Homestuck

Tags:
  • Karkat
  • Terezi
  • Sollux
  • Original Characters
  • Eventual Ensemble
  • Post-Game
  • No Sburb AU (sort of)
  • Pesterlogs
  • Time Travel
  • Canon Divergence

When the game ends, all pieces reset to the beginning of the game. But rather than erase a sweep and a half, and potentially let all the original events happen all over again, something must be changed. Time must pass. Friends and enemies cannot meet. Shit cannot go down.

"Oi, Captor!" you hear the rustblood shout. "Got a visitor kid, says 'e knows you. You know 'im?"

After a few more seconds of footsteps and background chatter, a pair of familiar orbs glowing red and blue appear at the slot in the door. Your friend's eyes glare at you from the darkness, a dim bicolored light washing over your face outside. He sneers and narrows his eyes.

"Who the fuck are you?"

Oh hell no.

8.6k words
3/? Chapters (abandoned)
Posted 2016-08-08
Updated 2016-12-24

The Yuurei

Fandom: Homestuck

Tags:
  • Aradia
  • Vriska
  • Horror
  • Canon Divergence
  • POV First Person
  • Gore
  • Major Character Death

Make. Her. Pay.

2.3k words
Oneshot
Posted 2016-04-26
Mirrors: AO3 - FFN

Astronomy

Fandom: Homestuck

Tags:
  • Ensemble
  • Pesterlogs
  • Crack

The trolls discover a book on human astronomy and notice some familiar symbols.

1k words
Oneshot
Posted 2016-04-18
Mirrors: AO3 - FFN

cONFIDENCE

Fandom: Homestuck

Tags:
  • Tavros
  • Vriska
  • Pesterlogs
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Canon Divergence
  • Major Character Death

AT: uH, i'M SORRY, BUT I'M AFRAID I CAN'T DO THAT.
AT: yOU'VE BEEN REALLY MEAN, tO EVERYONE, aND CAUSING TROUBLE IN OUR SESSION
AT: aND NOW I'M CONFIDENT ENOUGH, tO STOP YOU.

650 words
Oneshot
Posted 2016-03-16
Mirrors: AO3 - FFN